As most of my friends and family know I have the cutest little Dachshund in the entire world. She will be 7 this November on Veteren's Day, and will have had her for 7 years this Christmas. Although she is a pain to deal with sometimes, the constant barking, hogging not only the covers my my full size bed, mooching at the dinner table while you try to eat, and constant staring I get from her, she truly is the best pet I could ask for.

One of the things I love to do to pester my dog is serenade her with ballads such as "Alone" by Heart, or other songs stuck in my head. I also call her names such as slut, whore, fatty fatty two by four (hey that rhymed), and etc. Anyways, so today I came to the realization that Tulsa is "A Slut" spelled backwards. I don't know how or why I think up these things, but this is what I have to offer you. Now, each time you see, think, or hear about Tulsa, you will think of "A Slut."




No comments:
Post a Comment